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Lock Up Your Shetland Ponies, Harlequins Fans. Joel Monaghan Is Coming In...

Who can forget Joel Monaghan? It seems like it was just last week when he was letting a dog blow him. Oh that’s right. It was last week. As you might imagine, his team wants nothing to do with him....

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Two Men Enter, One Man Leave Has A Different Meaning In Rugby

Bet you didn’t think you would see anything more homoerotic than the Top Gun beach volleyball scene or the race between Rocky and Apollo in Rocky III outside of porn. Tina Turner and Australia have...

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Lars Ulrich Is A Douchebag And Why Metallica Shouldn’t Play Soccer

There’s no need to touch the first part of that. It’s an accepted fact that Lars Ulrich is a waste of space. Many would call it a posteriori knowledge based on years of shows, interviews and a painful...

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It Works On So Many Levels: Hugh Jackman Takes Cricket Ball To The Groin

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Joel Monaghan Decides To Quit Getting Blow Jobs From Dogs And Go Back To Rugby

Where my dogs at? Not in Warrington if they can help it. Joel Monaghan just moved to town and he’s looking for some service. You might remember Monaghan from such episodes as getting his dick sucked...

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Nothing Says Australian Rugby Like Doing The Worm On A Hong Kong Taxi

Rugby in Australia has everything from bestiality to quokka chucking. Let’s not forget punching people at Korn concerts and pissing people like R Kelly on a 15 year old girl. Add rampaging through Hong...

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Australian News Anchor Emasculates Sports Reporter On Live TV

In Belinda Heggen’s defense, sports anchor Mark Aiston set it up. She just brought it home. This kangaroo doesn’t think much of Aiston either. That’s just rubbing it in… or out if you will.

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Bon Jovi Swears These Six Words To The NRL: He’ll Be There For You

If you’re pissed at the NFL and NBA for using acts such as the Black Eyed Peas or Faith Hill for their theme music, blame the NRL. Australian rugby league has been using mediocre music since the late...

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Wakey Wakey! A Little AC/DC To Start Your Morning

H/T to WFMU

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Darts Players Doing The Haka Is As Intimidating As You Think

H/T to Paddy Power

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