Lock Up Your Shetland Ponies, Harlequins Fans. Joel Monaghan Is Coming In...
Who can forget Joel Monaghan? It seems like it was just last week when he was letting a dog blow him. Oh that’s right. It was last week. As you might imagine, his team wants nothing to do with him....
View ArticleTwo Men Enter, One Man Leave Has A Different Meaning In Rugby
Bet you didn’t think you would see anything more homoerotic than the Top Gun beach volleyball scene or the race between Rocky and Apollo in Rocky III outside of porn. Tina Turner and Australia have...
View ArticleLars Ulrich Is A Douchebag And Why Metallica Shouldn’t Play Soccer
There’s no need to touch the first part of that. It’s an accepted fact that Lars Ulrich is a waste of space. Many would call it a posteriori knowledge based on years of shows, interviews and a painful...
View ArticleJoel Monaghan Decides To Quit Getting Blow Jobs From Dogs And Go Back To Rugby
Where my dogs at? Not in Warrington if they can help it. Joel Monaghan just moved to town and he’s looking for some service. You might remember Monaghan from such episodes as getting his dick sucked...
View ArticleNothing Says Australian Rugby Like Doing The Worm On A Hong Kong Taxi
Rugby in Australia has everything from bestiality to quokka chucking. Let’s not forget punching people at Korn concerts and pissing people like R Kelly on a 15 year old girl. Add rampaging through Hong...
View ArticleAustralian News Anchor Emasculates Sports Reporter On Live TV
In Belinda Heggen’s defense, sports anchor Mark Aiston set it up. She just brought it home. This kangaroo doesn’t think much of Aiston either. That’s just rubbing it in… or out if you will.
View ArticleBon Jovi Swears These Six Words To The NRL: He’ll Be There For You
If you’re pissed at the NFL and NBA for using acts such as the Black Eyed Peas or Faith Hill for their theme music, blame the NRL. Australian rugby league has been using mediocre music since the late...
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